Side Notes 09

SO...we all take notes of our favorite speakers during conference, but have you ever just taken notes about what's going on in the room? I decided to try it this year. And here's the results.


The Players:
Freyja Miller
Corey R.
Mike W.
Christina H.Conference Spring 2009
Corey offered each of us a yogurt. We declined, so he ate them all.
Christina hates whip cream. Something about it sticking to her lip.
The neighbor briefly blinded me with his skinny emo butt crack while picking up his bike.
So much for the pedicure I was going to get this afternoon. “I don’t need it.”
Corey moved to the couch b/c his bum hurt.
Corey stated “I am not texting during conference. I don’t know what you’re saying.” Then he started texting. Apparently his parents were able to get tickets to conference. There are lots of extra tickets possibly because the economy is bad.
Fun recap of the ward activity from the night before. (Murder Mystery)
Speaker’s tie was little clownish. Red with big yellow dots.
President Monson said “Do your homework.”—I don’t remember his saying this but the speaker referred to it and now I’m going to feel that doing my homework is a commandment!!
Christina had to leave early-we informed her we would be confiscating her fancy orange juice if she did not come back. She then insinuated that Corey and I don’t have lives, and left.
He used the word Bosom twice
Stretch break-Corey informed me that he was nerd. And used to grow plants in his bedroom. His parents weren’t sure what to do with him.
Then he ate wheat thins and made eating noises. I accepted no wheat thins from him because they get stuck in your teeth and it’s not worth it.
I then quoted “Shrek” cause we’re making waffles!!! And Corey offered to give me the much needed pedicure. Ewwww!
(No I don’t want to be reminded that I might go through crap.) Now I’m picking wheat thins out of my teeth. Why do I not ever trust my better judgement?
Still a little bugged about Christina’s insinuation. I am also a very busy person.
Corey is struggling to make it through the last 12 minutes. He’s making monkey noises.
At the mention of age and infirmity Corey announced “Whatever, I’m indestructible!” then tried to drink his cherry coke. He splashed it on his hand, and licked it up. Nice. Very nice.
7 minutes
2-Hour Break-
Corey and I drove over to NW to check on Ellie’s Cat sitting cat, Chaz. He seemed alive and well. We fed his some Pate food and drove to Safeway to pick up my prescriptions. Corey was nice enough to touch the cat. I obstained. Back at the house we started the Waffles to enormous success. We took pictures.
Mike showed up near the end and we fed him too.
Elder Uchtdorf announce a million foreign names. He did a great job.
Cantwell (audit)- It wasn’t the regular Audit guy. This fellow was much thinner
We were thinking they should do an ethnic representation choir one day that would help show everyone how diversified the church really is. The choir currently has one black man in it. And they milk the heck out of zooming in on him.
Corey’s going to the Gym after conference, then he has a date with Christina. He seems excited. And he’s not taking my jokes about it very well.
Mike and I will get a full report tonight.
Doubt, Discouragement, Despair, Distraction, lack of Diligence, Disappointment, Disobedience, Disbelief. Moroni 7:23.
This is more than 6. I’m bolded HIS 6.
Corey started to fall asleep, and Mike got a devilish look in his eye. He tucked Corey in with a blanket. I think Mike wants to pull a prank on Corey once he’s asleep.
Mike fell asleep. Then he woke up and we looked at condos he could by in Minnesota. Only 60 grand for a two bedroom. So exciting. Then I made him leave because against my better judgment I had promised Hannah I would take her driving. But only after we watch some public access Romanian church television.