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I broke a cardinal rule for me which is "Don't ask men out."

The reasons for breaking my rule don't seem to be as important as the knowledge that there is no way me asking someone out could ever end well. My colleagues reference this as a prime example of my catastrophic thought processes around dating.....I look at it more as my insane gift of prediction. This ain't my first rodeo kids!

So lets move on. What does a woman wear on date where they are attending a sporting event where the athletes are dressed like this:

 In a city where all the Hot Girls Wear Glasses (I was a fool and got lasik 4 years ago) and we'll most likely be eating dinner in an establishment somewhere along these lines:

Before I take suggestions let me remind those of you reading from out of state what local Portland fashion is up to these days.....

I think I'll paint my fingernails purple or red. Other than that I need suggestions!