Excuse me Madame Bovary but you are driving me nuts--I mean leave your husband already. It doesn't matter either way. I've already diagnosed you as having Major Depressive Disorder-recurrent. Believe me it doesn't matter if you end up with Charles, Rodolphe or that silly Leon, you will be depressed and sad no matter what!!!!! SO just do us all a favor and disappear so the rest of us can focus on our healthy relationships.
P.S. How dare you marry Charles if you don't really love him. He's going to be heartbroken.
P.P.S. More heartbroken even than Melissa from the bachelor
Not your biggest fan,
Freyja
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Ugh, I couldn't even bring myself to finish Madame Bovary. Give up now!
Seriously!!!!! She's such a tramp with half a brain! I actually had someone recommend this book before I saw it on the BBC list...I seriously question her sanity now.
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