My Merchandise, as modeled by Natalie

For the record, I have no intention of ever being a cat-woman, and really don't even like cats@!
But read on...........

Awhile back I caught sight of one of those family stickers on the backs of minivans. The ones with a mom, dad, 3 kids and a soccer ball. I thought how very funny it would be instead someday to see an old grandma, with a walker, and like 6 or 7 cats. I mean that would constitute a family too-just a different kind.

I mentioned this to my friend Andrew and he made up a sticker for my car. I felt so special.

Then to my horror he decided to also make the design into a t-shirt for sale on his up and coming website maliciousglee.com

The horror was because he entitled the shirt "Freyja's Future" and gave it the following description:
Since Freyja is a never nude (exactly what it sounds like) she has only one option for offspring... cats. She is destined to lead a life of feline fulfillment which is much better then the alternative of being alone.