Remember that scene in Bedknobs and broomsticks, where Angela Lansbury (an aspiring witch) uses the "something something" momentum spell on that museum full of war attire and she gets all the knight suits to become alive and fight off the Japenese, or the nazis, or the Poles (I can't remember) well I need that spell to do my laundry, or at least get half my closet picked up off my floor and put away. Oh how I wish I was a witch.
I also would like a spell for losing weight, fixing cars, doing my hair, typing up research lit reviews, and cooking a decent meal now and again. Or I could hire a maid, mechanic, hair lady and tutor instead.
I love that I couldn't remember the real word for a hair lady just now.
I also need a dictionary.
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Street where the riches of ages are stowed. Anything and everything a chap can unload is sold off the barrow in Portobello Road.
i have never seen that movie, but portobello would be a terrible street to live on. i would always be hungry.
and freyja, i also need either magic or an mtv crew to pimp out my life, because its out of control.
Ahem... Hair Stylist.
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