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 Things I've learned while here and not there:
1. My sisters are the coolest.
2. French cut green beans make for the best green-bean casseroles (not whatever kind it was I tried to use)
3. Men you sorta used to like are still not going to be interested 3 years later.
4. Making your own maple syrup: Not difficult.
5. Using chocolate pudding to paint a mustache on your face will not inspire the kids you're with to do anything but more of the same.
6. If its cold outside you can use your garage as a second fridge to store Thanksgiving leftovers
7. Thorn Simnitt and his buddies talk A LOT about "chics" and a little less about sports
8. I miss last weekends hot tub
9. If your wiper fluid freezes in the reservoir you can improvise using newly purchased fluid and a paper cup.
10. Said fluid can be accessed by filling the cup, reaching your hand out the window and hurling it towards the windshield. This is best done while at a complete stop.
11. Haley smells bad when covered in poorly executed windshield wiper fluid.
12. Maranda needs a good apology every now and then. She also needs a space heater.
13. Jentry Wilson's parents can make all their furniture magically disappear
14. Palm trees, according to my niece, "Go in the jungle" and not in Provo Towne Centre Mall.
15. Corey Rood's little sister has a secret make-out loft above her bedroom. Her parents have installed security cameras.
16. I don't want to go to class tomorrow