Went to the doc today to discuss an ongoing throat/ear/nose problem and I found out I need my tonsils out. Two week recovery!!! Nuts right? I never would have guessed it would take that long.
Best part was when my doctor (who was EXACTLY like Mike Wilson) told me another reason I needed the surgery was because I have an "extremely cherubic face with apple sized cheeks and a tiny button nose."
He basically was telling me, in the nicest way possible, that I have a fleshy huge head and when I sleep my huge face falls backwards and tries to choke me to death....or at least it will the older and saggier I get.
So my tonsils are coming out. Anyone wanna come to Roosevelt to feed my Jell-o?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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