spelling

I guess maybe it's not even spelling necessarily but I work with some folks who can't write. I'm not being cruel, I just want to express how it brightens my day when I read an email that sounds as though it has been translated from Chinese to English by someone who lacks a solid understanding of either language.

For example: (names have been changed)

Freyja,
As per Greg and Karen Mary is not not participated with the home at all and to do school.  She is to receive 2 and not participate in family untill she is ready to work or untill Greg or Karen decides.  Any questions contact Karen.
Thanks

Glad you gave me a contact in case I have questions because I don't know where to start.

My other favorite thing is when the term "watch-dogging" is reversed to "dog watching" in emails and I think folks are literally sitting around watching the dogs, or when when the staff say that two clients are "butt-heading" instead of "head-butting"

One of my new clients can't remember the word "divorce" and is always talking about his parent's Divortion. Which I think is a combo of  divorce and abortion.

Granted my writing is not strong. I type up these posts without looking back, but when I'm at work I go the extra mile, and at least spell check. right!