overheard at work

client: Zimbabwe.
me: what?
client: Zimbabwe. I'm not sure why I said that. I'm not even sure who Zimbabwe is.
me: Zimbabwe is a country in Africa
client: who is it?
me: Not who, what.
client: what?
me: yep that's right.

Also I have this client who's not even my client he just likes to meet to talk about feelings and......wait for it......he's EXACTLY like Schmidt from "New Girl". I haven't told him this because it makes sessions so much more entertaining when he does Schmidty type things.